The Tuesday Crew Lexicon

Ever wonder just what the heck the Crew is talking about? Here is your handy reference guide.

Assclown - (noun) Response to having been the butt of a joke. Ex: one of the crew says something really, really funny and everyone laughs....at your expense, the correct response should be “assclown”.

Beer-thirty - (noun) The time a person gets their drink on and an actual time on a clock.

Bobber'ed - (verb) During a game or competition to come from behind when all hope is lost and actually winning the F-ing said game.

Bdancin - (verb) A dance step comprised of the High Boecker, Medium Boecker and the Low Boecker.

Boecker'ed -(verb) To choose to be with a hottie by yourself instead of going to a crew event with him or her.

Channling the Duke - (phrase) Describes a condition of inebreation a person reaches, usually Pony, when they start walking and talking like John Wayne.

Dago - (adjective) Describes the condition of having 2 brown fingers on 1 hand and sore knuckles on the other or you are afraid of being intimate with someone of opposite sex.

Game With in a Game - (phrase) Making a perfect score of 69 during a game.

Hootch - (noun) An alcoholic concoction made, drank and sold by crew members.

Hotsauce-Me - (verb) To tell the final outcome of an event before someone is able to watch said event.

Meatweaseled - (adjective) To mooch or weasel one’s way into someone’s house or eat half their meal.

Over the Top - (verb) To become involved in a situation by rushing in, usually accompanied by a sound track (dun, du da dun).

Rockstar - (verb) A person who parties hard at crew events.

Rockstar Crash - (verb) To become inactive after too much partying with the crew. See “The Chair”.

SMF - (acronym) Stands for Sally Ass Muther F--cker. (Adjective) The condition of pussing out of an event for no good reason.

The Tazer - (verb) A gesture, you put your fists together and elbows out when you recognize a really big, one your friend has slept with!

The Chair - To fall asleep in a comfortable piece of furniture and remain unresponsive to any external stimuli. Usually part of the “Rockstar Crash”.

Tuesday - (noun) The day when the crew gets together to party, not necessarily the day following Monday but it could be?

Whoure - (adjective) the act of talking about or comparing someone to, Pony or Tazer.