The Crew

The Tuesday Cast of Characters

Tuesday night just wouldn't be Tuesday night with out these characters.

Just to clarify, in case you can't tell this website is ment in jest so I wouldn't take anything thing you read here too seriously. Tuesday is about a bunch of assclowns sitting around giving grief to another bunch of assclowns. For example we really don't mean it when we call Pony or Tazer a hoor...well ok, maybe that was a bad example but take the rest of the site with a grain of salt, or better yet come over and have a beer.

Wha wha wah...I don't like my picture. I need a new picture. Thats my ex-grilfriend and my current one thinks I'm a virgin. Hey can you put up a different picture? Thats all the webmaster ever hears. Well screw it, we're going back to the old days where if you had a crappy or embarrassing picture that's the one we used. Now if you want to help support the site and give me $5 for hosting costs I might be more inclined to put up a better pic.

I ain't sayin, I'm just sayin.....

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	Jr This is Jr, he still owns the site so we have to say nice things about him. See how that works? We're never quite sure what Jr's thinking but recently he aquired a minor case of turrets...SHOTS!!
	Teresa T has been pretty mellow as of late. Careful tho, we think the tanning booth in the basement is malfunctioning and filling her with gammarays...don't make her angry, you wouldn't like her when she's angry.
	Bobber Much has changed with Bobber in the last few months. He actually found a woman who puts up with...er has succummed to his charm. At least he's had the good sense to fall madly in love with her. Nann Now Bobber's better half. When not clinging breathlessly on Bob's everyword she is often seen elbowing Pony out of the way in the race to the karoake machine.
	Tazer Hmm lets see, updates on Tazer. Well he's now retired, and we think Foxy-less but really that could have changed since you started reading this. Foxy Tazer's former...current...former aww crap I give up. We still love ya either way Foxy
	Wiskey So many changes. Ponstar is in school for massage. We don't think he quite understood when Jr told him he should get a career touching people for money. Click Here to see the pony nicknames. Check out Pony's Short Bus Rampage Video Game!
	Tater Tater has moved off the hootch, to Windsor sours. We aren't sure if that's an improvement but just thought we'd mention it.
	Gator I just am not sure what to say about Gator and I mean that, I just don't want to cross the line, she's kinda mean.
	Cheddar & Cingy His name is Meatweasle...yeah we still don't get the attraction and we've known him longer. Best we can describe it is he sorta grows on you like mold on cheese.
	Party Guy & Girlio They are now Mr and Mrs Party guy! Congrats you two.
	Manzeer Not quite sure what to say about Manzeer. See the thing is he doesn't do too much stupid stuff like everyone else on the site. Sure he gets wild and crazy too but he doesn't oh lets say... snowboard off the roof of the garage. We're sure he'll do somethin stupid soon and we'll be there to see it, if not be the cause of it.. rick I need a plate pic
	Nick We think the picture says it all..
	Steve-O Ok we figured we'd skip putting a bad picture of Steve up since he could just decide not to let us sing, then we'd start heckeling him, the whole thing would turn ugly and Pony would cry. Attitude check....?
	Joe "The Deuce" Joe thought his original write up was "pretty damn funny" and that I was a big "smartass" at least that's what he said to my face, who knows what he told Jr when I was out of earshot. Since he enjoyed it, I've decided to leave his original bio up as written because he's still with us on every ride... We were going to let Joe tell us what he wanted his write up to say but then when we started page three we thought, screw this. We aren't sure why he wants to be named after a bathroom activity but ok, everyone should now call him "the Deuce". It's possible he meant to say "the Duke" but we were raised not to question our elders, especially when they are packing. We think #2 is the oldest person around the Crew but we haven't asked the ages of some of Pony's recent hook-ups. You can tell he's retired tho by the way he's 5mph under the speed limit and complaining about "those damn kids that drive to fast". Just kidding Joe, Jr made me put that stuff up...
	Spence & Misty No matter what Jr says I ain't makin fun of someone who's bigger than me, is always sober and has access to tattooing gear. So go ahead Jr you can call him funny lookin if you want. Misty just rocks. It doesn't hurt that she thinks the webmaster is a hottie but then again she's marryin Spence so we aren't sure what that means about Bobber's hotness level. Winter update a little crew member is on the way and it's a girl! Rumor has it she's going to be named Terepongator, funny name but again, I don't agrue with Spence.

	Carson Nope I still, got nothin here...
	KMF Kenny is joining the army. Well I think he changed his mind, boy is he gonna be surprised when he finds out we still signed him up.
	Crew Dogs Tika & Shadow
	Granny Taquila We aren't sure whats up with granny here she bought a cool new car and we haven't seen much of her since.
	Jenna Ok so she's staying in Minnesota, now I have to think of all new things to say about her.
	Barrybarryquitecontrary We thought we'd put him up since he wanted to be Crew so bad he started hanging around Pony.
	Jared & Anna I don't have a picture of these guys and considering Anna is now huge in preperation of having little Jim Bob the Destroyer, I ain't pointing my new camera at her.
	Cliff & Patty Would you believe I don't have a picture of these guys after four years. At least not one that makes Cliff look silly.
	Girlfriend Gary Nope, he's not in this picture. He doesn't want the Dago's to know he's Crew now...

If you ain't on here, sorry it's my fault. Jr wanted to add the rest of the tri-state area but I just can't keep up. You know this actual website thing takes a lot of time. Ours is almost as big as McDonalds and they have eight people working on it full time.